Let's get this thing over the top....!

Shuggy here....the Worm is Hungry.

The Worm must be Fed.

That's why we're here.

Once Shai-Hulud rises from the playa, glorious and deadly, there will be lots and lots of people and art for Him to eat. 

But first, Shai-Hulud needs a skin.

And what is Shai-Hulud's skin made from?

M-O-N-E-Y.  That's right, we are papering the whole goddam PAV with dollar bills.  (Wait, no...metaphor, metaphor, c'mon Shug, focus baby...)

That's right, YOUR money must feed the Worm!  Yeah, YOU.  Put that beer down.  Stop scratching for a minute, willya?

You Can Do This!

Look in your purse/car/sofa/bottle collection/neighbor's bedroom/what have you.

If it looks like money, grab it.

Now count it.

Now give it to Shai-Hulud.

Or Alia will take her knife to your liver!  Shai-hulud *loves* fresh liver....your choice, really.  How hard can it be?  Besides, the way we're gonna party on the desert you're gonna *need* that liver!  (OK, Shug, bring it on home, c'mon, you can do it...big finish now...)

 

Take the Shuggy Challenge.  Match my $25 Paypal donation.  Do it, dammit!!  Your karma sucks?  Donate to Shai-Hulud, he/she will go out with you next time you ask.  Your roommate's a pig?  Donate to Shai-Hulud.  Within 3 days your roommate will turn Hari Krishna and give his/her Michael Jackson collectibles to you, then move out forever.  Out of a job?  Donate to Shai-Hulud.  Within 7 days you will receive an opportunity to take an online survey which pays ***double whatever you donated***.

 

So.  Take the Shuggy Challenge.  Do it Today!!  Help me make Pork scream in unexpected benificent ecstasy.  The Worm Must Turn!